Plastic Drawers! Poem by VICTORIA GEORGE

I used to sell hot tub spas
To folk with more money than sense
Then I tried selling bras
But didn’t get much recompense

I decided I need a new scam
Something to draw punters in
I couldn’t sell goods worth a damn
So thought I’d invent a new thing

I started to make lin-ger-ie
From netting and old bits of lace
They started to sell right away
Hey ho I was back in the race!

I tried some different techniques
To encourage my undies to sell
I started to make all the briefs
In plastic - to keep in the smell!

I sold them to gals and to guys
To ladies and also to gents
And one day to my surprise
I read this feedback com-ment

“I’d never worn these pants before
They feel strange next to my flesh
But I love my new Tupperware drawers
They keep things so nice and fresh”

copyright Victoria George