It's usually Leah,
but Loeia is how
the perverse parents
wanted to spell the name of their baby girl.
Then in the ABC
they read that 'Leah' means 'cow'.
'What are we to do? She'll be nicknamed Moo, '
they simultaneously said...
and went and named her Thoeia instead.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem