My Big Dog Poem by Yolanda Metroi

I have such a big dog
At night I pray to god
Why oh why?
It can't even fit in my house
I wish it was small like a mouse
My oh my
It can't even fit into pants
When girls see it they go on rants
Why oh why? ?
Oh my lord
It can't even fit in my ford!
My oh my! !
It drags!
Nothing can hold it not even bags!
Its even worse when its hard! !
Noone can disregard! !
Please help me
It is so big I can no longer see!