Mullet Party Poem by Bill Kamen

I went to a mullet party
With all my rowdy friends.
And People came from far and near
Mick flew in with Lady Jane,
Jimmy sailed in with his shaker of salt,
Stan was entertaining the crowd
Yeah, they got pretty loud
rocking the mullet.


Ah, I love this party!
Feel the rhythm in your feet
It's my kind of party
and I don' t want it ever to end.


Ah, I love this party!
Come and get down with me
It's my kind of party
and I don't want it ever to end.



We got thirsty, tanned, bikers
From the open road.
Queen Mary
Strolling the dance floor
Looking for love for evermore
and Billy Ray over in the corner
with an Ackey Breaky Heart.


Ah, I love this party!
Feel the rhythm in your feet
It's my kind of party
and I don' t want it ever to end.



Ah, I love this party!
Come and get down with me
It's my kind of party
and I don't want it ever to end.




We got cold beer to unwind,
Well endowed, hot women scantily clad,
music close at hand and Mullets
frying on an open fire.
We're having the best time we've ever had

Ah, I love this party!
Feel the rhythm in your feet
It's my kind of party
and I don' t want it ever to end.


Ah, I love this party!
Come and get down with me
It's my kind of party
and I don't want it ever to end.