Louder Poem by Ronald Chapman

Louder than a horn,
Louder than a jet engine,
Louder than a train passing by,
Or a baby cry.
Louder than a cannon exploding,
Or a drummer beating drums.
Louder than a truck passing you on the highway,
Louder than a bat hitting a ball,
Louder than an eagle scream,
Louder than a dog barking,
As he chases you.
Louder than a police whistle,
Louder than a gun shot,
Louder than stampeding horses,
That's how loud my sister SNORES! ! !