Lott Er Ee Di Lemma Poem by Michael Keenan

I feel I want to celebrate
Iv'e won some money just of late
I've also lost my wife you see
It seems just wrong to spend on me!

If there is out there someone quite sincere
To help me with my problem here
I'd like to use it to have a good laugh
But not to be led up the garden path!

Friends I know would rally round
Among them help will be surely found
Although they may with good reason
Think this is the silly season.

I may have money I'm still the same
Dearest friends hide - oh! what a shame
Whilst I'll end up feeling blue
I really don't know what to do!

Money I think is really a curse
Not much else could be any worse
So I'll give it all to charity
Then live my life quite happily.