Let Us Laugh For A While 2 Poem by M D Dinesh Nair

NOTE: Let me submit 10 more jokes for your lighter moments over the PH.Thank you for reading and enjoying the first 10 jokes.

1. A Lybian national came to one of the neighbouring countries to get one of his teeth removed. Then the doctor asked him, ' Why have you come all the way to our country for this? ' And he replied, ' Don`t you know that we have no freedom to open our mouth in our country? '

2. A seriously ailing patient to a doctor, ' I can`t bear it any more, I would like to die'. The doctor replied, ' Be assured, you have come to the right place for it'.

3. One of the great speakers to another, 'If I get a good topic, I can speak up to five hours non-stop'. The other man said, ' Is it so, but I can speak for more than ten hours even if I don`t have any topic to speak about'.

4. The first man Adam to creator God, 'Why did you create Eve my lady so beautiful? ' God to Adam, ' So that you will love her so much'. Then Adam further asked, ' Okay, then why did you make her very stupid too? ' God replied, 'So that she might love you very much'.

5. One man to another, 'My wife has a very bad habit, she visits every pub up to midnight'. The other asked, ' Is she such an addict to drinks? ' The man replied, ' It is not that, she visits every pub to find out where I am drinking at'.

6. A mental patient to his new doctor who has joined in duty recently, ' Doctor, you are far better than the old doctor and we like you much'. The pleased Doctor with a smile, ' Oho, how is that? ' The patient to the doctor, ' You are just like one among us'.

7. A Japanese tourist to an Indian driver, 'Damn it your cars run very slow.., our cars run at a minimum speed of 120 every time'. Later a heavy car bill was given to the tourist. Then he asked the driver, 'Why such a big bill for a short trip? ' The driver replied, 'What to do sir, the meter reader of this car was made in your country'.

8. Wife to husband, ' It is liquor, liquor alone which spoiled you'. Husband replied, ' Thank you dear, at last you have accepted that it is not I who spoiled me'.

9. A youngster to another, ' It seems most of the girls don`t want to get married these days'. The other asked, 'How do you know it? ' The first youngster replied, ' I asked many of them to marry me, but not even a girl has consented to marry me! '

10. Physics teacher to the student, ' Why does a ball that is thrown unto the sky come back to the earth? ' A student replied, ' Because there is no one in the sky to play with it'.