Lady Constantine Mcguire
Set her husbands pants on fire
Then went for walk in the grounds
But to her dismay
The very same day
He released quite a large pack of hounds
They chased her all night
And gave her quite the fright
By sinking their teeth in her bottom
She was found in a bush
With teeth marks in her tush
And needed to bathe it with cotton
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