' Knock, Knock Jokes... ' (Quirky-Yes) Poem by MoonBee Canady

Aahhhh, The Quirky/Idiosyncrasies of MoonBee


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Icky …
Icky Who?
… Never Mind, I’ll Come Back Later …


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Juan …
Juan Who?
I Don’t Know, What Do You Have In Mind?


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Hula …
Hula Who?
Yes, When I Was Young …


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Bye-Bye …
Bye-Bye Who?
Look Lucy, We Found Ricky!


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Woo …
Woo Who?
… Ok, Who’s In Trouble?


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Nu …
Nu Who?
Well, If You Know Who, Why You Ask?


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Yu …
Not Me!
Yeah … Yu!


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Yu! …
You Who? !
… Hi …


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Yu!
Naaaaa, Naaaaa Interested!


(The Obvious-Obvious, One)

Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Who …
Who Who?
Late Night, Huh?


Knock, Knock …
Who’s There?
Boo …
Boo Who?
Wait, I’m Not A Bill Collector!


Knock, Knock …
Who… who oo ‘s There?
Sue …
Su suu sue, Who?
(but then Door Opens, With A Crash
Double-Barrel, Points Out, Blasts
The Knocker Runs Fast, as Voice Shouts Out Rash
“ … Sue That! and Don’t Come Back Talking ‘bout Whiplash”
And The Man Sits Back Down, To Finish His Glass

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Oh, Darn, I’m Out Of Egg-Nog and Jack D
Now, How Can I Make My Moonlight-Tea
Well, It’s Back To The Market, For MoonBee
He He He! …

Have A Great Day, Y’all …

MoonBee