Jack Benny, Benny Hill And Benny Hinn, Oh My! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Some Televangelists are making a mockery of Christendom.
True, Benny Hill and Jack Benny were making a mockery of a life situation,
But Benny Hinn is, I believe, making a wad of cash for his palatial earthly kingdom.
His wife, Suzanne Hinn, is seeking divorce from him; not a separation.
Benny, by the sweeping motion
-of his suit coat, cast the spirit of God upon people,
And I think that they were on cue,
They were told to fall, it's relatively simple,
But Benny Hinn non-believers, like I, knew.
His Prosperity, happiness, in the Lord, are money-driven.
According to Benny Hinn and Cre(ating) (the) flo Dollar(S) and many more.
The aforementioned has a life style of the Rich and Famous based on the money that was given.
Creating theatrical moments which rivaled Shakespeare's, with more in store.
I'm not necessarily knocking Benny Hinn down
For divorce has visited me twice before.
But Benny Hinn, who claimed to be in touch with the Holy Spirit, found
Himself unable to 'save' his marriage; his wife Suzanne kicked him out the matrimonial door.
According to Donovan; to a place by the river.......
(Never mind, I'm having a senior moment.)
Joyce Meyers has a $23,000.00 commode for her butt,
(www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/42538)

And others, like Ted Haggard (no relation to Merle) ,
-did engage in activities that were found despicable in Leviticus,
(Leviticus 18: 22)

People say that they're just human, so what!
The SO WHAT is that this carnival of shysters, who claim to lead their flocks into heaven,
Are doing just the opposite,
They are undermining the truth of the Lord,
They are spin-doctoring to make their image fit,
Not relying strictly on the word.
Ken Copeland speaking in tongues, carrying on a conversation,
With a another man speaking in tongues in front of an audience,
Without any interpretation or translation.
That was against Paul's teaching and writings to the Corinthians
(1 Corinthians 14: 1-14) , (youtube.com/watch? v=ixOr_bT0mOk&feature=related)

-- it is Biblical common sense.
I wrote about Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert before,
So what is new, the characters of the play are the same; just different actors.
Too bad Tiger Woods is not a Pentecostal Tele-Evangelical minister,
-- he certainly has the money.
Tiger Woods is going though divorce proceedings now,
- he lost the majority of his sponsorships,
Now, Benny Hinn is going though divorce proceedings,
- He has to do some spin-doctoring to keep his faithful 'sponsorships'.
Paraphrasing, - it is a pity according to
J. Lee Grady, contributing editor of Charisma,
a news magazine on the Pentecostal community.
Grady said in an e-mail Thursday that Hinn's followers will want an explanation for the divorce because of the high profile the couple had. 'It will be devastating to the people who have supported Benny Hinn's evangelistic work around the world, '
'Obviously, because their ministry has been very public, they will need to issue a statement to their supporters to explain how this happened, ' he said.
Tiger and Benny,
both rich,
both with multimillion dollar estates,
private jets,
and both living a life of prosperity--

and a ce(e) ment pond'
- (according to Jethro Bodine and Ellie May from The Beverly Hillbillies)
But they are not happy.


So this rant ends,
But not so far in the future, it begins again.

2-20-10