Impossible Poem by joses tirtabudi

A list of impossibilities:

Apparently, we'll never, no matter the science get to the moon,

Yeah, and get this, that nuke ain't ever gonna go boom.

I've got a Nobel Prize, and we'll never use atoms in any wise,

You'll never set eyes on more than five computers at any time.

Hey man, you hear the telephone is a fad, so useless,

And mobile phones? What the heck? You're sure you're right miss?

That piece of junk you got in your yard will never fly,

Ain't never gonna see a man gliding through the sky!

Now why would you want a computer, that's just lunacy,

And I'm not sure it you ain't a lunatic!

I'm telling you, you better give up now,

Before you find yourself dead on the ground.

The world ends in a sheer drop, go to your fate if that's what you want,

Go and die, may your crazy notions stop.

Are you kidding? That volcano will NEVER hurt us,

Hell yeah, look at the grapes and wine it gives us!

Dude, you say we're falling lower than animals? Get real!

Cause that ain't what I feel!

You say a judgement is coming, ha, get lost, you just left the coast,

My opinion is all that matters to me, I'm boss.

I erect walls in my mind of things that will never be,

And all the while, they're walking, right behind me.

Will I wake in time, or will I die?