I Told The Proctor Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I told my college proctor
I didn’t have a clue!
I asked that same old proctor
What else then could I do? And he said

“Ooo Oww, you old brown cow,
Drink some Tang, and everybody sing sang.”
“Ooo Oww, if you know how,
Everybody sing sang now! ”

The second verse flows like the first,
Hope you like the chorus too.
There won’t be a fifth verse see
White coats are here for me!

“Ooo Oww, you old brown cow,
Drink some Tang, and everybody sing sang.”
“Ooo Oww, if you know how,
Everybody sing sang now! ”

The reflective refraction of a sudden action
Is pure speculation you see!
There never will be an explanation,
If you’re expecting one from me.

“Ooo Oww, you old brown cow,
Drink some Tang, and everybody sing sang.”
“Ooo Oww, if you know how,
Everybody sing sang now! ”