'I Think My Bladders Falling? ' Poem by Linda Winchell
'I Think My Bladders Falling? '
I think my bladders falling!
I can't seem to hold my wee at all!
I dripped all over the store while out shopping
and almost caused some old guy to fall.
'CLEAN UP IN AISLE FOUR! ' was called
And I knew it had to have come from me.
Now I tried to make it to the womens room
but I couldn't seem to hold my pee!
This getting old stuff
isn't cracked up to be all that they've said.
Your bladder drops, your teeth fall out
you go stupid, and then your DEAD!
Why not just put me in a diaper now?
and place me, in a nursing home?
It is better than hearing it advertised
in the grocery store, of what I have done!
I guess I could have maybe waited
and not drank that extra cup of tea.
So I maybe wouldn't have felt my bladder dropping
and dribbled in the store, all that made me wee?
Hi Linda. The things you think of to write about without losing the sense of humour is great. Thanks for the laugh cheered us both up no end. a well earned 10/10/10 Regards Dave T
Cute poem and humorous take on getting older! I'm not there yet, but I can relate to the sentiment! Funny funny poem!
LOL Linda you were right this is so funny.I know how she felt for my bladder did too, I had to have it sewen back up.PAINFULL
lol dear lord this is funny and sad lol poor old man lol great sense of humor though
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/26/2024 8:04:26 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Great poem and as Lorraine say's So funny! Rx