'I Think I'Ve Got The Flu? ' Poem by Linda Winchell

My stomachs growling and popping!
my head is spinning
I think I got the flu?

Cause everything I 've tried to eat
comes up to revisit me, hung over my toilet
Tidy bowl of blue!

At first I thought I had swallowed a critter, in my sleep!
with all this commotion, in my stomach going on!
But once I ate, I realized real fast
that I was harboring, the stomach flu!

I thought those flu shots, that they were handing out
were suppose to do the trick?
But all they did was take my money
and seem to have made me now, flu sick!

I will never take that shot again!
I'll take my chances, that's what I'll do!
So that maybe I'll not be here sick in bed!
And out having fun Holiday shopping, like you!