I Asked Her Poem by Charles Hancock

I asked her if she wanted some booze
She kicked off her shoes

I asked her if she wanted some liquor
She said pour quicker 

I asked her if she wanted some moonshine
She gave me the A-OK sign

I asked her if she would like some tequila, salt, and lime
She replied she didn't mind

I asked her if she would like some whiskey
She confirmed that it makes her frisky

I asked her if she would like some tonic and gin
She looked at me with a grin

I asked if she would like some wine
She stated all of the time

I asked her if she wanted some rye
She declared she was awful dry

I asked her if she wanted some vodka
She asserted only if I put on some Sinatra

I asked her if she would like a martini
She inquired if I was her genie

I asked her for a passionate hug and a kiss
She promised it to be a perpetual bliss