He Loves You Poem by Tom Allport
He Loves You
Rating: ★5.0
With dogs in the car
You'll never go far
Not with all the barking
And plenty of farting
You will then have to pull over
To let out Rover
Who will leave his scent
As a little present
Then do a number two
Just to show he loves you.
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
The trouble with taking dogs out in your car
READ THIS POEM IN OTHER LANGUAGES
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Poems By Tom Allport
Best Poems
Best Member Poems
Best Classical Poems
New Poems
New Poets
Best Member Poets
Best Classical Poets
Explore Poems
Explore Poets
Poem Of The Day
Love Poems
Baby Poems
Death Poems
Sad Poems
Birthday Poems
Wedding Poems
Nature Poems
Sorry Poems
Hero Poems
Poetry E-Books
Delivering Poems Around The World
Poems are the property of their respective owners. All information has been reproduced here for educational and informational purposes to benefit site visitors, and is provided at no charge...
5/4/2024 2:40:10 PM # 1.0.0.1119
A poem with humour presented nicely. Enjoyed. Thanks for sharing.