Had Them All... Poem by Stephen De Marino

I have had them all
All those women who turned me down
I have had them
The movie stars parade who naked before me
I have had them as well
The haughty aristocrats and the serving wenches
Have been in my bed
The models, the teen queens, the video vixens
The women every man wants
They have all been with me
I have made them beg
I have made them plead
I have thrown caution to the wind
And had them in dangerous places
I have had them in public
Or tied them up in private
I have been good and very very bad
I have kept my clothes on or off
And undressed them all with my teeth
I have had all the women I have ever desired...
And MAN, is my wrist TIRED!
-STD '96