Gun Stupidity Iii Poem by Douglas Scotney

Why did you have to go and fall in love with guns,
So that now, when we're going to take them off you,
All you can think of is, 'What can I do without them? '
And just like all those redundant workers
Whose jobs are being done in China
Are having to be retrained,
So too are you going to have to be retrained,
Only with them it's work
And with you it's love.
How the hell hard
Is it going to be to help you pass that course?