God, Be A Man And Not A Sissy Hiding In The Heavens Poem by Ravi Kopra

God, be a man
and not a sissy hiding in the heavens.
Tell man once for all
that you do not exist at all
as depicted in the Bible, Koran or Upnishadas.

Tell man once for all -

That you did not give Mary
a son by immaculate conception.
It was just some immaculate conception
of some immaculate story writers of Bible
themselves to become immaculate, above all
for fun, like Jesus rode a donkey in Bethelham
and to get some attention, declared himself as your son.

That fairies do not live in the heaven
you did not send them to the desert cave in arabia
they cannot talk or sing, they cannot carry any messages
that the cave was full of bats, the little dark night creatures
hugging the moldy walls and making creaky noises that
to some epileptic sounded like sweet songs from heaven.

That brahmins sitting on mountains or at the banks of river Ganges
were full of fanciful thoughts and created innumerable gods,
for example, a fire god, a rain god, a wind god, a food god, a birth and a death god
to solve all puzzels of nature their heads with chotis could not solve
Poor brilliant brahamin scholars of their times!

If you do these three things for christians, muslims, hindus
there will be no wars, terrorists will not blow themselves up
there will be no churches, no mosques, no temples, no mundirs
they will all become schools of higher learnings.
People will find they are the amazing organic matter living
that can unearth the mysteries of the universe and make
everybody live in love, peace, harmony.

But poor mullahas, fathers, priests, preachers, pundits, rabbis!
What will become of them? They all will be sacked. No body will listen to them?
Well, we scientists will do functional MRIs on their heads to find out
what nosensical neurons they have that make them so thoughtless morons
and keep on propagating lies after lies told to them by their equally dumb morons.
And we will pay them for lending their heads to us to find out the truth once for all.


chotis= a thin long strand of hair worn on the top of the otherwise shaven head.

mundir= a hindu temple

brahamin= a member of the highest caste of hindus

mullahs= scholars of islamic studies, muslim preachers in mosques

upnishadas= ancient religious hindu texts in sanskrit