Go Green Poem by Ima Ryma

Greenie scientists now search for
The way to cease carbon footprint
Of humans who pollute galore.
Global warming folk are hell bent
On making Earth an ungreen place.
And so the human species must
Be removed from Earth time and space.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust?
But billions of dead bodies would
Be a pollution quite severe.
So a transition 'twould be good
For land, water and atmosphere.

The goal of greenies most to please -
All humankind be turned to trees.