Fairy Tale Of Defect Poem by Ima Ryma

Once upon a time in a wood,
An agent headed for a meet.
Her code name was Red Riding Hood.
She carried a classified treat.
A wolf, who had been tailing her,
Was working for the other side.
Defection was what he'd prefer.
Granny snuck up as the wolf spied.
Red heard them struggle in the trees.
The wolf in Granny's death choke lock,
Was gasping out, 'Asylum please.'
So Red said to them both, 'Let's talk.'

Happily ever after they
Did odd jobs for the C.I.A.