Eternally Promising Poem by Ima Ryma

A politician died and went
To hell, meeting the devil there.
In welcome, Satan did present
A very promising affair,
If the politician did choose
To vote out heaven and in hell.
The politician with enthuse
Picked the devil with whom to dwell'
After the politician chose
Hell, Satan quickly then applied
The heat as burning fires arose.
The politician screamed, 'You lied! '

Satan smiled, 'You know politics.'
'We get your vote with dirty tricks.'