Clear As Mud Poem by Robert Sheridan

Soft earth, or earthy matter
Scandalous and malicious
assertions, brewed strong
and bitter; as-a lubricant
to cover and smear; oft
times stirred-up like
sediment - like a wader
mudding in clear water;
Originally comes from
excrement, or the lowest
and the worst of everything;
caused by stupid, twaddling
fellows - what we need here
is some oxidation; used as
a communication's disease;
'hello mudder, hello fodder; '
time to make it clear, clean
the sewers; tow away with a
heavy scow - watch out, here
comes another Mud Wasp
(White Anglo Saxon Protestant) .

'2008'