Laura Sewell


Choices - Poem by Laura Sewell

i prefer smooth peanut butter
to crunchy
mind you
crunchy is all right
but i prefer smooth.

i prefer strawberry jam
to raspberry
mind you
raspberry is tasty
but it's got all those seeds
and i prefer strawberry.

i prefer mustard
to mayonaisse
mind you mayonaisse has it's place
amongst condiments
but is likely to go bad
if left out to long
and poison everyone
so on the whole i prefer mustard.

i prefer cooked meat
to raw meat
for much the same reason
as i prefer mustard to mayonaisse
although it also has to do
with the fact that i don't
like my meat to bleat
or moo or make chicken noises (BAGOCK!)
when i eat
so i tend to avoid the raw
though mind you
the meat that i prefer
may at some time have been raw.

i prefer not to say
why i think so
but i do
and i suppose it's all
just a matter of taste
so if you'd prefer to think so
then crunchy is better
than smooth
even if it does interfere
with the texture of the
peanut butter
and jelly (strawberry) sandwich
which ought to be somewhat
devoid of substance
merely a sticky sweet something
to fill your stomach
put mayonaisse on it
if you like
i'd prefer not to think about it.


Comments about Choices by Laura Sewell

  • Daniel Brick (3/16/2017 10:34:00 AM)


    This is a clever poem which is written in a witty speech of a highly opinionated person. She does not fully realize how much of her personality she is revealing in this overload of her likes and dislikes. These may be trivial issues but they make up what we encounter everyday in the mental as well as the spoken chatter in our daily live.She summons us to the HERE AND NOW of immediate experience instead of daydreams and worries. A ZEN master would praise her for this clear focus! (Report) Reply

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  • (3/29/2010 8:40:00 AM)


    I loved reading this. Great Job! (Report) Reply

  • (3/29/2010 8:36:00 AM)


    I loved reading this. Great Job! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, January 3, 2003



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