Chat Up Poem by Lee Fones

list for chatting up girls
always look casually smart
but please avoid pearls
so here's where we start

first learn how to approach
if she looks bored
it's time to encroach
careful don't get floored

show her that your confident
give her a wink of your eye
don't pester her constant
if not she'll just fly

chat her up with a killer
when doing so just relax
talk about Wackos thriller
don't talk about car tax

tell her she's amazing
give her opinions about things
also maybe some praising
mention friends g-string

always try to fascinate
give informative facts
say she's under weight
not that she looks hunch backed

always be yourself
never tell any lies
say she's top shelf
fidgeting with your flies

have a sense of humor
never around her be glum
she may even start a rumor
that you're a complete bum

after making your exit
give her a gleaming smile
if you flash your tit
i'll be with you in a while