Can I Lift Your Spirits Poem by Phil Soar

Can I lift your spirits?
Well let me try
By telling a tale
Of a well built guy
He had muscles of steel
And thighs like trees
With one exception
Wobbly knees
He walked like an ape
And talked like a twit
And had two nipples
On one tit
When he bent over
His ass did too
And he broke the seat
On the bathroom loo
For he was big
And the loo was small
He had no sense of balance
At all
So there you are
I've made you grin
With a tale of a guy
Who was never thin