Brilliant Deduction Poem by Jeff Hughes

So I think I've figured out the correlation between women and medical professions.

Men often satisfy their destructive biological curiosities on frogs, sometimes with firecrackers. While women, being scared of frogs, often find a suitable, less threatening substitute in men.

Safe from the clutches of vicious frogs, women can breathe easy and feel free to carry out their dissections on men by carefully removing the hearts from their masculine chests, where they can leave it upon the cold examination table to be inspected for all of its fallacies and deficiencies at a later date deemed appropriate by the female classmates.