Bleach-Mite Poem by John Carter Brown

Bleach-Mite



There is a little critter called the bleach-mite
that's tougher than the bleach - we're not sure why;
it's the only thing on earth that keeps on living
whilst every other bug proceeds to die;
but I would like to offer up an answer
to 'Domestos', and it's seriously meant:
it's obvious this mighty little critter
is not one of the ninety nine percent.

(Written Jan 2019)

Monday, January 28, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
The 'Domestos' in the poem refers to a brand of bleach here in England. The advert claims that 'Domestos kills 99% of household germs'
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