Bad Day! Poem by jennifer jane pryce

Everything’s gone wrong today
I’ll tell you how it started
Got up late and rushed about
And couldn’t find my glasses

Well that’s the first thing that went wrong
And just as I was leaving
The cat decided to go nuts
And then he started heaving!

He tore about and clawed the door
And bashed into the bin
And shot out of the cat flap
Then brought a mouse right in!

I had no time to clear the sick
Or catch the little mouse
Had no time to do my face
I had to leave the house

At work it was no better
The boss was in a stropp
Muddled through the day somehow
And then I had to shop!

Thank god the day is nearly done
I’m bushed and want to sleep
But first I’ll watch my favourite soap
That’s Coronation Street! !