Brash In Low Places (Sing Along) Poem by Barry A. Lanier

Blame it on my boots
My two-toned roots
That show through
My gorgeous hair
The first one to know
The first one I'd show
You'd understand
When I dropped my underwear

And I saw the surprise
And the look in your eyes
Turned up my Budweiser
And toasted you
Knew you'd understand
I'm still a man
And there are some things
One just has to do

Cause' I've got a rash in low places (CHORUS)
Where the skin is red
And the ointment chases
The itch away, I'll be okay
The doctor said I'm not contagious
Hang in there and be courageous
Cause' I've got a rash in low places

Well, I knew it was wrong
When you found that thong
When it fell, off the rocking chair
Darling don't be so mean
And cause a big scene
Don't know where it came from
Honey, I swear

Cause' I've got a rash in low places (CHORUS)
Where the skin is red
And the ointment chases
The itch away, I'll be okay
The doctor said I'm not contagious
Hang in there, and be courageous
Cause' I've got a rash in low places

(Well not quite Garth Brooks)