A Victory Squad Poem by Margaret Alice Second

Why no feast for the Bidenette,
CNN, you crowned him - now
bring the celebration in, declare

Saturday November the twenty-
eight a victory day for the great
Bidenette, let the mighty horde

of eighty million voters rally
for CNN's proclaimed president-
elect - a grand vizier - organize

his voters into a victory squad,
electric cars, horse-and-carriage,
bikes and such: CNN you are

letting your voters down; why
don't you call the noble voters,
dead or alive, for a celebratory

event where no gaslighting and
Potemkin accusation will touch
the mighty proclamations of the

great CNN-kingmaker crowd?