A Holly Jolly Burpday Poem by Cindy Binkle

When it's burpdaytime
Be clean of any grime
Blow out the candles
Grip Oldy the Oldness by the handles
Wooo Woo Woooo it's one more year
Maybe in the future you could get a new ear
Wimbleton, Banksandal, and Superbowl
Chocolate is dark just like coal
Kissy kissy the time is now
Eat until your fat and unhealthy like a cow
Baby boy and girl is not anymore
When I see the liquid sugar it's time to pour
The activity bus isn't just for city kids
You're being a baby and acting like you have SIDS
Tomorrow it'll be time to make the bus
Even if you're crying you better not cuss
Now let's go celebrate even if you can'ts
You can see the mini tic-tac in Bimby's pants