A Bit On The Side Poem by Rod Morris

I saw it on the telly, sauce I hadn't tried,
Intrigued by many flavours it was called,
Surprisingly "A Bit On The Side".
So next time I was shopping,
I thought why not give it a trial,
Only had to find it in the saucy aisle.
I spied bottles at a shelf low-down-in-height,
Being stacked by tight-skirted lady in white.
I asked "How much was A Bit On The Side."
With a smile on her face she quickly replied,
Her answer was designed to put me on the spot.
"It depends dear on just how much you've got."