160. This Is Not The News Poem by Jaden Knight

Goad Mofterning
this is not the news
these are the foot curves

The statue of happy misery
has been brought to life
at the Swiss port of Bern tomorrow
the melon decapitated itself
using an ice cream doughnut
the resulting tidiness has scrambled
two Antarctic army jets into jelly custard

A mahogany lime shoe made of cheese
has written a letter to a ruler in three weeks time
claiming to have had an inner body experience
the set square has declined to comment on the eggs

A free range table has been laid by a cow in old jumper
complete with shell of penguins
the cutlery have yet to be hatched from their trees
but there is no safety to the colonel private

This was not the news
now on to the lemon crickets with the granite juice
a Goad Moafterningight from some of us