Nick Carbo Poems
|1.||Ang Tunay Na Lalaki (The Real Man) Is Baffled By Cryptic Messages||1/1/2004|
|2.||Typhoon Signal No. 1||1/1/2004|
|3.||Ang Tunay Na Lalaki (The Real Man) Stalks In The Streets Of New York||1/1/2004|
|4.||Ang Tunay Na Lalaki Meets Barbie At The Shark Bar||1/1/2004|
|5.||Ay, Que Dolo!||1/1/2004|
|6.||When The Grain Is Golden And The Wind Is Chilly Then It Is Time To Harvest||1/1/2004|
|12.||Little Brown Brother||1/13/2003|
|13.||The Filipino Politician||1/1/2004|
The Filipino Politician
When he finds his wife in bed with another man--
The conservative politician feels an ache in his stomach,
remembers the longanisa and the tapa he had for breakfast.
He doesn't know whether to get the doctor or Cardinal Sin
on the phone. He calls one of his bodyguards, tells him
to shoot the man and then, his wife. He takes his .38 magnum
from his brief case, shoots his bodyguard in the back.
The liberal politician pours himself a glass of Courvoisier,
remembers a passage from an Anais Nin story.
He is suddenly the one they call the ...