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Notes: w pronounced like a v.
ike pronounced eee-kay.
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If you are urinating more than normal,
it is often due to high blood sugar levels,
and your kidney, in it's wonderous way of working,
well, does not work as well as it should, and spills more water out into the urine, instead of reclaiming it.
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There are two sides to every conflict, and when benedict switched sides, well here is one angle to the story
Benedict Arnold
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This is a hawaiian chant that students call out to their teacher before entering class. I dont know the translation into english quite yet.
ku a lo lo o ka'a la
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Now Dont get me wrong here, I have led a very sheltered life, and have been guarded by my own wits, as well as or more by unseen and at the time, unknown powers and beings.
Any hoo, I was an innocent babe of a mere 27 years, and when the chance came up to have a fling with an actual babe of 30, I let the chance slide by, thinking she was too old. If only I could go back and slap myself sober.
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I Might See Your Pint
breath fresh air with lungs
Moist cake and trowsers
money to house hers
didactic universalism is the great new trend
amongst intelectuals,
Of which I am one
and only loved child of heavenly suppression
If you are
Then the transmission has been successfully
meaningless, if you see my point
I might see your pint
go down my throat's
nomad home
nobody's home
Home home home Run
along home little child, and take with you
your child's painting
and enter the kingdom of heaven
from vast experience to draw from I can make
several suggestions:
One: Be on Time and Under the Weather
Two: Obesity is catching
Catch some obesity today.
Three: Three, You, 'n Mee, and our self sprouted Glee
You See, I am blind, Faith
Affectionately spent, not a dollar too soon,
Out of Gas, and Grass
on my tripped to the Moon on a spoon
Flown by a loon
I am just another key out of tune
on Neptune I croon
folk songs with no more melodies than maladies,
pencil sized scripts tightening the knot too hot rot
from a google bot,
Dripping in Magnolias,
Overseas Temptations
Calling all Nations
Stretch your muscle and join the tussle.
It only takes one man in a maniacal land
To deal a sorry hand to humankind
left kicked in the behind,
whilst greeting and eating and sweating
Pork rind culture.
Mounting nativity scenes
compensating virgin birthrights
setting sights gaining inches in leotard tights
wild nights wild nights for thee I did not save my crescendo,
for thee I loved in no unstrange way
for thee I lay in ruins, content in discontent
in emptiness I bliss
if it weren't for that blasted hiss in my deflating balloon
bringing me back to earth too soon
too soon
Burn the last bit of gas
postpone the crash
climb out,
and jump into the sea
to swim with the fishless
seeing sea otters
shelling shellfish
selflessly
Oh Please, Oh Please,
Won't you be
free
of me?
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