John Gabriel


John Gabriel Poems

1. King Of The Barnyard 11/19/2013
2. Thank God It’s Friday Night 11/22/2013
3. Oh How I Really Miss You 8/17/2015
4. I Brought You Home Beautiful Flowers And Candy 8/20/2015
5. If I Say That I'M Sorry 9/7/2015
6. Veterans Day 11/11/2015
7. A Fish Tale 11/20/2015
8. A Faded Picture 11/23/2015
9. Love Thy Neighbor 11/27/2015
10. Mean Spirited Woman 12/7/2015
11. Jelly And Jam 12/11/2015
12. I Might Stumble 12/26/2015
13. Tizzy 1/1/2016
14. I'll Never Win 1/4/2016
15. A Ghost Named Murray 1/9/2016
16. I'm A Working Stiff 1/11/2016
17. Never Out Of Style 12/1/2013
18. Sweetheart, Sweetheart I’ve Been Thinking 2/1/2014
19. Mr. Crow And Life's Journey 11/8/2013
20. Marilyn Monroe 11/26/2013
21. A True Friend 11/22/2013
22. The Irish Beauty Queen 10/25/2015
23. Eyes Of Blue 11/30/2013
24. Boogers 1/4/2014
25. If Love Is Free 12/26/2015
26. Best Friends Are Like Stars... 11/8/2013
27. Blood Is Thicker Than Water 11/25/2013
28. I Farted I Farted 11/17/2013
Best Poem of John Gabriel

I Farted I Farted

It was all so silent but I farted I farted
from the rear of my pants it has departed
and all too quickly the stink had started

Without even a chance to walk away
a pretty lady began to come my way
I can’t believe the smell had no delay

The stink could easily cover a square mile
and surely would reek for quite awhile
as she approached me she lost her smile

Having to think swiftly and say something fast
I blurted out the only words I could amass
damn lady did that come from your ass

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A True Friend

Some friends will touch your life along the way
but only a true friend will touch your heart
no matter if they’re by your side or far apart

True friendship can’t be measured by distance or time
but rather by the laughs, tears and secrets you share
a friendship that no other friend can compare

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