John Gabriel

John Gabriel Poems

1. Best Friends Are Like Stars... 11/8/2013
2. Blood Is Thicker Than Water 11/25/2013
3. Boogers 1/4/2014
4. Thank God It’s Friday Night 11/22/2013
5. I farted I farted 11/17/2013
6. A True Friend 11/22/2013
7. Sweetheart, sweetheart I’ve been thinking 2/1/2014
8. King Of The Barnyard 11/19/2013
9. Mr. Crow and Life's Journey 11/8/2013
10. Marilyn Monroe 11/26/2013
11. Eyes Of Blue 11/30/2013
12. Never Out Of Style 12/1/2013

I farted I farted

It was all so silent but I farted I farted
from the rear of my pants it has departed
and all too quickly the stink had started

Without even a chance to walk away
a pretty lady began to come my way
I can’t believe the smell had no delay

The stink could easily cover a square mile

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