Jim Yerman

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Jim Yerman Poems

1. A Country Song 10/18/2013
2. I Do 10/19/2013
3. Faces Of Courage 10/20/2013
4. The Cemetery Of The Heart 10/27/2013
5. The Christmas Tree 11/2/2013
6. Changing Of The Leaves 11/3/2013
7. The Speed Limit 11/4/2013
8. Painting Project 11/7/2013
9. Together 11/9/2013
10. Old Jokes 11/10/2013
11. A Simple Lesson 11/13/2013
12. Words 11/14/2013
13. Memory 11/18/2013
14. Who Am I? 11/19/2013
15. The Evolution Of Camping 11/27/2013
16. Happy Thanksgiving 11/28/2013
17. Mysterious Ways 11/29/2013
18. Destiny 11/30/2013
19. Christmas Shopping 12/1/2013
20. The Best Christmas Tree We Ever Had 12/2/2013
21. Things That Don'T Make Any Sense 12/3/2013
22. A New Generation Of Granparents 12/4/2013
23. I Swear 12/5/2013
24. You Didn'T Have To Swear 12/6/2013
25. There Is No Reasoning With A Fool 12/7/2013
26. Our First Thanksgiving Dinner 11/20/2013
27. Our Second Thanksgiving Dinner 11/21/2013
28. What Might Have Been 11/22/2013
29. A Choice Every One Of Us Can Make 11/23/2013
30. Echoes 12/9/2013
31. # My Philosophy 12/10/2013
32. Is This Progress? 12/13/2013
33. The Wings Of Time 12/14/2013
34. Innocence 12/15/2013
35. That Depends 12/17/2013
36. 12 Days 12/21/2013
37. From Mrs. Smith To Betty Crocker 12/22/2013
38. I Heard The Willow Weep 12/23/2013
39. Merry Christmas Eve 12/24/2013
40. Merry Christmas 12/25/2013
Best Poem of Jim Yerman

The Misunderstood Pun

All my life I’ve heard the groans yes, since I was a little one
Because for as long as I can remember I’ve been enamored with the pun.

For instance the other day Deborah and I were out discussing bees
She said she thought they were beautiful and asked if I agreed.

I said the answer to that question is on the Apiarist’s shoulder
Because beauty, as everyone knows, is in the eye of the bee holder.

See! A pun is not only ingenious but when the joke is through
People marvel at the witticism and how funny you are too.

(Although many times I must admit once ...

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The Ipad Shuffle

It’s funny with all the technology available to which we have access
Unless it is our fingers and hands we exercise less and less.

But I have found the exception to this technological repercussion
That I gladly enter now into the exercise discussion.

I truly love the IPAD it has made life much better than before
But Deborah’s love borders on obsession …yes she’s and IPAD whore.

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