Ian Bauer Poems

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1.
Garbage Bag

Garbage bag, what do you hide?
Do you hold something hidden from light?
What do you carry that makes you tingle,
It isn't the material goods inside that mingle.
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2.
Hippie Zombies Vs. The World

Here they come, hippie zombies from the grave!
All they want is peace and brains!
Praise for nonviolence as munching on organs,
these flower-power dead have no shame.
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3.
That Poor Toilet

What have I done to be punished?
Nothing as remember, weeping. But
something has been done to put me
in this horrible place and position. I
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4.
The Dirty Demon

I was sleeping one night, and suddenly awoke.
The grogginess was almost unbearable to stand.
In pain, until I stood and my joints started
to pop like a campfire. It was that timeā€¦bath
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5.
The Tragic Tale Of Budd

Budd, oh Budd.
You just had to do it.
Were you innocent,
making a statement,
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