My alarm clock this morning woke me up late
Which meant that my day didn’t start great
The toaster, joining in the attack
Made all of my toast come out black
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Buy, buy, buy
Don’t ask why
The glittering prizes on the TV
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Thought I’d try something new
As I find that just by do-
-ing this different keeps me a-
-head of my brain every day
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I know the date didn’t go that great
Collecting you I was an hour late
And while I was waiting in your flat
I knocked over your plant and sat on the cat
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Dashing to the shower
Dashing to get dressed
Dashing to the car to get to town before the rest
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Thought I’d try something new
As I said I find that do-
-ing this is a way to be a-
-head of my brain every day
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I got to ‘A’ and was assaulted and abused
And attacked and ambushed and anger was used
And acute agony left me anxious and bemused
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You’re not quite the height I like but I can bend a bit
You’re wider than the girls I like, I guess you could get fit
You hair is kind of mousey, not the shiny blond I seek
Your voice isn’t velvety and your laugh has that odd squeak
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When the full moon wanders out
The freaks of nature jump about
They talk of passages of the sun
Which bring the power to everyone
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I stand outside all night cos you wont put me away
My silver body work is a grim kind of grey
You drive me miles and miles every single day
It’s not much fun being your car
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