Drew Newberry Poems

A kid who sometimes doesn't know when to give up
Luke
Someone who repetitively kicks your shins and it hurts like fudge
Luke
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oh, pizza, how I love thee.
I find you delicious in my face hole.
Pizza.
It tastes really good when you put pepperoni on it.
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Hey, look at me!
Ow, that hurt.
My face hole ate dirt.
Oh, dinkleberries! !
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You know that the theory of evolution seemed like the smartest thing anyone had come up with...... That is, until I corrected them....
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you know, being someone like me in 7th grade can be awkward.
Being 6 feet tall and doing the sit and reach test is physically impossible.
AAAGGGGGHHHHH! ! !
Sorry.
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