Cretan Maineiac Poems

'I got to the Doctor's office, ' Scarlett said,
'and
THE FREAKIN' PLACE WAS CLOSED FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS! ! '
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The General's report on the
surge takes
a back seat to Britney's
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A failure at best, say some (clad under cover of
the present) , genocide at
worst, tho his sail across pitching hungry waves required
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'It's absurd to expect the fans to pay good money &
watch a guy who can't generate an average in three
figures, ' say some, while balancing a bullpen
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Christmas eve caught me short,
late in the week. Sales
clanged, rung and beeped
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No reaching out
no touching

No more punching out the numbers
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'Bring 'em home alive, and now, '
coos liberal table pounder.
'Put the welfare slobs to work, '
fat catbird caws to counter.
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Blowing in from under Daley's shadow, Cook
county, liberally
sponsored by green gas-
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Let's commemorate the
Souls
lost to the Vietnam Era, notme
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