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This Crazy Game O' Golf - Poem by Frances Jaffray

Tae pick up a stick an' chase a wee ba'
I jist canna see the sense in it ava'
Hittin' a ba' roond a park full o' holes
ye'd think t'wis a new wey tae kill a ' the moles
But they tell me it's golf - it's the "IN" game the noo
It swackens ye up withoot hae' in tae bou'
Bit if yon's meant tae swacken ye? - Hodgin' aboot
Aff o' ae fit on' till't ither, o' this there's nae doot
Yer banes are mair like tae seize up than tae swacken
Bit golfin' freends say "Fresh air is nae lackin'"
"Jist think o't yer lungs are gettin' a treat"
Bit wi' the win' there is here ye'd be blawn aff yer feet
An faur's the fresh air, faur's the sport faur's the tricks
Fin the rain's poorin oot o' the doup o' yer breeks
An' syne come the winter, it's nae eese ava'
Lookin' for holes amon' sax fit o' snaw
So takkin't a' roond, ye'd be better by far,
Tae stick tae the nineteenth - an' bide in the bar!

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Poems About Golf

  1. 1. This Crazy Game O' Golf , Frances Jaffray
  2. 2. Golf , H H Rutledge
  3. 3. Fishing Or Golf, Take Your Pick , William B. Booth, Jr.
  4. 4. Golf Steals Our Youth , Norman Rowland Gale
  5. 5. The City Of Golf , Robert Fuller Murray
  6. 6. The Golf Ball And The Loan , Robert Fuller Murray
  7. 7. Golf Pro , Michael Philips
  8. 8. A Perfect Golf Course Lawn , DAVID GERARDINO
  9. 9. Golf , Ray Andrews
  10. 10. Game Of Golf , dianne anderson
  11. 11. An Image Of Golf From Mid-Winter , Colin Pickett
  12. 12. Perfect Golf , David Taylor
  13. 13. Golf 'N' Me , Ray Feasey
  14. 14. Golf Of Course , Ima Ryma
  15. 15. Golf , Hans Ostrom
  16. 16. Playing Golf At Midnight , Sonny Rainshine
  17. 17. Golf Tees Lament , Larry Buddin
  18. 18. Golf Course Berlin , Gabriel SimpsonLaw
  19. 19. Upside-Down Golf , Mike Birdscratch
  20. 20. Hole In One(Golf) , Mike Birdscratch
  21. 21. The Golf Writer (To Kevin) , Francis Duggan
  22. 22. Golf A Simple Game , Gabe Anderson
  23. 23. For A Round Of Golf , Francis Duggan
  24. 24. Golf , Randy Sabados
  25. 25. Zen Golf , Hans Ostrom
  26. 26. Tryst On The Golf Course , Lillian Susan Thomas
  27. 27. It's The Golf Ball Or Me , Intensive KS1
  28. 28. Golf And Me , elna mercado
  29. 29. Ballade Of The Royal Game Of Golf , Andrew Lang
  30. 30. The Golf Walk , Ellis Parker Butler
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