When You Got It Made! Poem by the hobbler

When you're in a coffin,
you 've got it made!
You're lookn better
than you did in the day!

Your skin's white
your hair's combed.
You got no blemishes.
You're in a suit from Rome!

When you're in a coffin,
everything is right.
You're doing better
than you ever did in your life!
You got a disease? no problem.
When you're in a coffin,
it's gone forever!
Your nose is ugly? Don't worry.
They'l take a hacksaw
and straighten it proper.

When you're in a coffin,
You got it made,

........and you don't even have to pay!