What's It Take Poem by Francie Lynch

Some drive big cars,
Brag of deep scars
To prove they have big testes;
Some grow goatees,
Axe down huge trees,
Or chew on edible panties.
Real men, I've heard, eat Wheaties,
Enjoy lap dances and stripteases,
Build towers with their empties,
To expose their coconuts.
Hey, and that's not all.
A certain Kim,
An androgynous name,
Is playing with his soldiers,
Unsheathing his stainless sabre,
Lighting up his candles,
To show he's macho manly.