Wet Dream Poem by Dorsey Baker

Sidney is a very active boy
Always fooling around
Always so busy being busy!
Sometimes he chases birds
But they always fly away
And escape
Being caught
Sometimes he roams the neighborhood
Throwing rocks
And breaking Windows out of
Old vacant houses
Early every morning he gets up
Does a lot of push ups
Because he has some very strong arms
And he really enjoys being in
The outdoors
All the fresh air
He goes swimming and hiking
All the time
Where he meets lots of girls
Because he really loves
nature when it rains and
He gets caught in the downpour
And gets himself wet
He feels so
Really really good!