Went A Walk Poem by Lee Fones

today i went a walk
glad that i had
heard some people talk
stealing my new ipad

coming as nasty shock
really going mad
madder than a jock
knew they were both bad

grabbed both my socks
they were very plaid
cross stitched by a crock
a very nice old lad

then i got a rock
thats my launching pad
upon seeing a lovely hawk
i received a note pad

heard a terrifying squawk
upon this pad i was glad
stating he's got writer's block
ipads in local newspaper ad

for sale broken stolen ipad