Lee Fones


Want To Meet A Girl - Poem by Lee Fones

i want to meet a girl whose slender and slim
but i don't want a girl thats to overly thin
i want to meet a girl with intelligence
but i don't want a girl that keeps me in suspense
(unless involved are suspenders)

i want to meet a kinky girl kinkier than me
but i don't want a girl that watches every single grand prix
i want to meet a girl that can really cook
but i don't want a girl that reads the kama sutra book
(although i'll have a sneaky look)

i want to meet a girl with blonde, auburn, ginger hair
but i don't want a girl thats got too much hair down there
i want to meet a girl that that can make me happy
but i don't want a girl that's very snappy
(and too much yappy)

i want to meet a girl to have a real good laugh
but i don't want a posh bird that twitters when she baths
i want to meet a girl that we can share a shower
but i don't want a girl that is ready in an hour
(come on flower)

i want to meet a girl that we can have some FUN
but i don't want a girl that's got a hairy tum
i want to meet a girl who is really funny
but i don't want a girl who's got a clingy granny
(sod off Franny)

i want to meet a girl that i can seriously marry
but i don't want a girl that two times me and prince Harry
i want a girl that can give me all these things
then i would give you my mobile to ring
(ring a ling ding)

Topic(s) of this poem: humour


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Poem Submitted: Saturday, July 19, 2014

Poem Edited: Saturday, July 19, 2014


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