as i was playing football
ref sprayed on vanishing spray
but that blooming ref
kept getting in my way
dribbling and kicking
that ball struck his head
but that vanishing stuff
vanished the ball instead
i could just feel the ball
at the end of my footie boot
dancing around the pitch
must have looked a toot
then i struck the ball
straight into back of net
apparently i was offside
thanks ref assistant Annette
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