Useful You Poem by Leland D'Elormie

You are as you are,
Useful, but only insofar...

Wear ties,
Get cash,
Be good,
Be wise,
Be small and apologize,
Be neat,
Be thin and strong,
Compete,
Be married thrice and be complete,
Be overjoyed,
Be without sin,
When vipers knock,
Do let them in,
Be dead with life,
Be brave and take a wife,
Give us children for to shake,
Be shrewd,
Be nice,
Be true,
Be fake.

You are as you are,
Useful, but only insofar...